Added 2022-03-21 18:20:32 +0000 UTC
We are the biggest dorks. If you haven't figured that out, you will if you hang around. Example: When I'm at Jess' house (this is James, btw), she'll pretend she's running a naughty coffee shop when she makes me coffee in the morning. She'll take my order of coffee as well as what naughty experience I want. This morning, I ordered "the full girlfriend experience"...which cost me $400....uh....pricey but worth it! She comes out and mispronounces my name and then lets me do stuff. LOL. Such a dork and so sexy. Perfect for me. BACKDATE: Feb 5, 2022
