Added 2022-05-07 13:45:32 +0000 UTC
PUSSY WAXING INSPECTION We're the biggest dorks ever...if you didn't know. We leave each other silly voicemails sometimes and one time James pretended that he was from a government inspection agency and it was time for my body inspection. He used a southern gentlemen voice (modeled after Daniel Craig's character from Knives Out) and left me this long voice message about how he would be doing a "thorough inspection" on his visit. I've been making him do that voice ever since then. Anyway, here he is (without that voice) inspecting my freshly waxed pussy last Saturday.
