

Text thread with my wife:
“You like taking selfies with my phone don’t you?”
“Oh? I am not sure what you’re talking about. What selfies?”
(Sends screenshot and I remember)
“Yeah I might have been a bit of a brat that night”
Mommies and gentledads may I present to you my Instagram profile photo. Photo credit goes to my beautiful wife. Follow my Instagram so I can learn how to use it. 😂