So the other day my husband was over on the Red place and saw this girl with a bigger ass than me and she had on these panties or shorts like I'd never seen before. He said "omg you have to get a pair of these, these are SOOOO sexy." I think I've made it clear my husband loves big, fat asses and he has told me I'm welcome to gain 50lb in my ass if I want π
Anyway, I also loved what she was wearing but had NO idea what they were. We both searched everything we could possibly think of and were coming up empty. Finally he found it, it's a pair of shorts with a 'butt lift.' So now that we knew what we were looking for we were able to find a similar pair on Amazon. These arent 100% exactly like the ones she had, hers only had 1 "strap" if you will under her cheeks (more like the last picture here just without the middle strap) but we both still loved these and thought they were hot! Still looking for something identical to what she had.
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll! 3 days in a row.
Bit of a come down from the post yesterday but just some random photos in my new bra and panties. Vic Secret always has a big year end clearance and my husband bought me quite a bit of stuff. For some reason he loves me in this color, it's called Hydrangea Blue π
And for some reason he loves my fat, cellulite dimpled ass, so I oblige him. Literally NO one ever told me they loved my ass before I met him. I've always been embarrassed and ashamed of it.π
He also got me quite a number of bras (not all this color) and a ton of panties (you'll be seeing these things soon enough) which I kind of needed since I've sold off a fair number of panties I had. I'm not against selling these Hydrangea Blue one either π
Morning, lovelies. Posting 2 days in a row, go me! And a video to boot! π
Ive been asked a lot if doing this kind of work turns me on, am I faking, yadda yadda. Well last night I was doing some custom requests (a cock rating, inquire within if you are interested in one and a custom video for someone else) and I got really horny and needed to cum.
So after getting those things out of the way I did this for me (even though I recorded it for you). Yes, I really cum here. I don't pretend like it's earth shattering and convulse and shake and all that nonsense. Some orgasms are better than others for sure. And this one definitely felt good but it didn't cause me to levitate off the bed and shake uncontrollably. Those "real orgasms" that you see in porn are usually fake π
After this I pretty much passed out for the night so I didn't get to answer to many DMs. π΄ I have told some of you I used to be a hybrid employee, I'd work from home 2 days a week and in the office 3 days a week. But they have required us all to return to the office full time so I lost a good bit of free time I had at home to go through my inbox, I'm sorry. I will get to everyone eventually, please be patient with me βΊοΈ - KK π
It's Monday, Jan 13th. How's all of your NY resolutions going? π I didn't officially make one although unofficially I told myself I need to be posting more. And.... I already broke that unofficial resolution. πππ It's been really cold and snowy here and I've been more or less hibernating under the covers watching football (NFL and college) and eating π
I did get a very nice delivery the other day and thought let's try something new. Take some photos out in the snow! I do love bikinis and I do love fantasizing about being a QoS (someday). Also, love the colors!! We are very hopeful to be going to Jamaica this year, to a resort called Hedonism, which if you've heard of it is for kinky people that love sex, particularly with other people π And yes I WILL be wearing this bikini around!
Just hope for no other major expenses to derail that vacation. We are in the middle of a big home improvement project and the contractors found some plumbing issues in the basement and needed an extra $5k π And my husband's truck had new rotors and brake pads ($1500) installed last week and he needs new tires soon ($1200) πππ The hits just keep on coming.
But let's hope things work out and we'll be on the beach in Jamaica later this year!
I told a few of you in DMs yesterday, but yesterday I had a baby shower for my daughter. Yes, Ive mentioned I'm going to be a grandmother soon (next month). I'm happy and excited for her although I know what it's like and how hard it is being a y0ung mother and struggling. But I'm also kind of sad that it means I'm getting older (we all are, duh) and I'm will officially be a grandmother. That sounds so weird π.
But I like to think I'm not your everyday Grandma π This is what I wore to the shower.
Surprise! Bet you didn't think you'd be seeing a 8min video on a Sunday morning π I realize MOST people want more video vs photos and I am aware that I have not posted alot of video content lately, at least not long form video. That's something I need to get better at.
I had someone in my DMs asking me about more video and my answer was that I feel like I'm in line with most creators, at least creators I've seen and subscribed to. What I've seen is most are generally heavy on photos vs video, video just takes much more time. That said I do want to give you more video content.
So I was poking around in the storage closet where I keep all my bits and pieces and put this one together for you. One thing that I've been asked 100s of time is 'can you fist yourself' which the answer is no... almost but no. It does take "training" if you will and I have worked at taking bigger and bigger toys. So this a play session where I used various toys of increasing size to try to fist myself. Almost but still not quite. I'll keep at it. π
Now I have to get finish getting ready for church π
Well tonight is it for 2024. Been one for the books. While I started this Onlyfans page in late December 2023 obviously the bulk of what I've done was over 2024. Learned a lot, still learning but I guess I can officially say my rookie season is over. π
2025 will be life altering I can definitely guarantee. I turn 41 next month. I will become a grandmother early in the year. Yes, KK will be a Gram Gram. I don't know whether to be extremely happy or sad about calling myself a Grandma. My son will be graduating high school. We are doing a MAJOR home improvement project right now, finishing out our basement. Hopefully no car issues in 2025 like I had this year π
Going out tonight all dressed up just like this π Hope you all have a safe and happy New Years Eve. Call a cab or Uber if you need to. Just get home safe. I'll see you all next year!
Suppose I can share this. I (kinda) got this bikini for Christmas and LOOOOOVE! I say kinda for Christmas because it came the day before but wasn't specifically bought for Christmas. I was gifted this by someone super sweet and special π₯°
My husband and I are hoping hoping hoping to go to Jamaica or Cabo or somewhere tropical for vacation this next year. We didn't really have a vacation to speak of this year since we had moved into our new house early in the year, had a lot of work and expense doing some home improvement projects. Plus I had quite the odyssey with my car and that was a big drain on us.
What kind of looks do you think I'd get walking down the beach or at a resort in this?
Did you miss me? I decided to take a few days off since I've been running ragged leading up to Christmas. I've tried to stay on top of my DMs the best I can but I haven't posted anything since Christmas morning. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas holiday with your loved ones. And thank you to everyone for the Christmas wishes, I really appreciate each and every one.
I'm trying to motivate myself to get up and get moving to go out tonight. But this bed feels really comfy. What's everyone up to this Saturday night?
It's Christmas Eve. I hope all of your shopping is done, but knowing most men I'm sure it's not π If you are looking for a little something for yourself might I recommend a pair of panties from KK? π Oops, forgot to wear them with this.
And some forgot to leave cookies and milk out tonight for the big guy. π πΌπͺπ₯
The anniversary giveaway is closed. I sent messages to the group of people that were entered with the results. I will get the links generated later, probably not today, but certainly by tomorrow and sent out.
Today is my last day of work until after Christmas and I'm anticipating being EXTREMELY BUSY trying to get everything taken care of before my break so I doubt Ill be around much to answer DMs. So please be aware of that.
Friday often is my Fetish Friday and today is no exception. Was gifted this sexy shirt a few weeks ago and I love it. I love wearing BBC/QoS clothing, it turns me (and my husband) on so much. I love fantasizing about being with my first BBC bull, how incredible that will feel π€€
Little quick mid-day update I thought you might enjoy.
My husband is a BIG bourbon/whiskey guy. Has well over 200 bottles and always looking for something new or hard to get. This Elijah Craig 18yr bourbon is one bottle that has eluded him for years. He actually was able to get ahold of one a few years ago but one of his best friends needed a "special bottle" to give as a gift so my husband sold that one to him. He has never seen a bottle of this in the wild since.
Well there just happened to be a brand new liquor store opening today just minutes from my office and they had been promoting having alot of allocated (aka hard to find) bottles available throughout the day. My husband works a job that he can't just pick up and leave anytime he wants so he was unable to go check it out himself.
Ironically enough the guy he sold that other bottle to texted him and said "I heard that new store has a number of Elijah Craig 18yr bottles." So my husband messaged me "can you get out for a few and go look?" I have much more flexibility then he does so I ran right over and sure enough they had several bottles. He tells me this is a bottle that you never see on a shelf as it's somewhat rare.
So that's the mid-day update complete with a gratuitous panty shot. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Any other bourbon/whiskey guys here? If so would like to hear whats one of your favorites.
I look back on what I did when I first started and it looks SOOO bad to me π π π I know we are all out own worst critics but I definitely can look at things from them to now and see that I've gotten much better with my content. I'm SHOCKED anyone even subscribed way back then π
So this post is mostly for me, to wash the icky taste out of my mouth for how bad/amateur looking my 1st post(s) here were π π π
know I just posted something in this outfit the other day but this was the absolute first thing I ever posted on this VIP page 1 year ago today!
Also as a reminder, the giveaway contest still has 1 more day to go. It will close tonight. Tomorrow morning I'm going to do the drawing. Everyone that's entered will get a DM with the results. I have a little spinner wheel randomizer picker thing that I will record doing the picks
Thank you all sooo much for being with me on this journey. For the most part it's been pretty incredible. From humble beginnings, wondering if anyone would actually want to subscribe to me to a nice little family following I have here, I'm truly blessed.
So if you've been here a day, a week, months, 3 months or longer, thank you for being so supportive of me. All of this has FAR exceeded all of my wildest dreams of what was possible!
Just want to remind everyone if you haven't seen the pinned message that Dec 19th marks my 1yr anniversary here with this VIP page. I have a BIG giveaway contest/raffle going on for 2 more days. I'm giving away a total of (6) lengthy subscriptions, (1) 1yr, (2) 6mo, (3) 3mo, for only a $5 entry. And everyone gets a next month30% discount for entering. Basically you are taking a chance for $2. I'm actually going bankrupt doing this π π π
Good luck and only 6 more shopping days until Christmas!!
At one time in my life I would have been mortified for anyone to see me like this. I had a very low self image although of course my husband told me every day I was the most beautiful woman. But over the course of the last year doing Onlyfans my confidence has been out thru the roof with all the incredible compliments you all have given me. I say women should do Onlyfans just for the ego boost π
Thank you all for making me feel so beautiful and sexy!
It's Sunday morning, it's 530am and I'm wide awake. Why why why?? Mon - Fri I have to drag my phat ass out of bed, then the weekend comes and I wake up at 4-5am and stare at the ceiling for 30min before getting up? π’
But I did manage to get all the DMs caught up this morning so some good came out of it.π I believe I have answered EVERY outstanding DM. Yesterday I spent probably 5hrs on the couch with a drink in hand (didn't go out last night) just answering DMs so I could get everything caught up. From here on out DMs will cost $5 each.....I'm kidding! π
So since I'm already up why not get you all up too and post something hot and spicy? I did a custom video for someone the other day. He has requested this specific outfit and I thought 'well I'm all dressed up for the video, might as well take some photos too." I also sent him some of these photos as a freebie along with his custom video, just because. π
"Believe it or not I do try to do some good in the community." (Bonus points if you know the movie that quote came from. And NO GOOGLING)
TGIF! A long week has finally come to an end! Time to unwind with a few cocktails πΈπ₯πΉπ§
A few weeks ago, maybe a month or so I made a post talking about how I promote on Reddit. Generally I'll do a photo set and then I will post some of those pictures on subreddits that correspond to a given photo: big butt, thongs, cellulite, chubby girls, etc. Usually for the most part all of those photos will end up here.
Well that particular week I was doing something I'd never done before. I decided to do ALL gifs on my promoting. Gifs generally get a bigger response than photos (for the most part). So I shot a bunch of short little video clips that week and chopped them up and used them at whatever subreddit they fit in. I had no intention of posting them here.
But then I thought "I made the content, why not show it here and talk about it?" So I did post those videos clips here and talked about the prompting process. I have make short video clips specifically for Reddit promoting but I also continue to post still shots there too.
Just a few minutes ago I had a brand new subscriber DM me and say "you posted (something specific) on Reddit, is there a full video of this?" I'd completely forgotten about this. It was one of those "promotional purposes only" videos that I'd never intended on using here. But I decided since he asked I'll just send it to him. And now I have decided to just post it here too βΊοΈ
I have SOOOOO much stuff like this that just never gets posted, I know I probably should just put everything up. I will say if you ever see something there and you don't see here DM me about it and I'll see about posting it on the main feed. I make so much content that things get lost or missed and never posted.
Edit: the giveaway contest is officially over and winners have already been selected
1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY GIVE-AWAY
Sorry, it's been a VERY hectic day at work. I worked 12hrs then had some errands to do after so I still have DMs waiting π I promise I will get to you soon. Id wanted to get this video uploaded this morning but didn't have time.
So it was Dec 19, 2023 last year when this VIP page went live. Prior to that I had "workshopped" my Onlyfans experience as a free page with some unlockable content. I wasn't sure if this would even go anywhere at all so that's how I began. Once I realized I might not be a massive flop after all I transitioned to this VIP page with no PPV. Now here we are coming up on 1yr of me being your Churchwifey_KK βΊοΈ
I'm trying something brand new. While I explain all is in the video I wanted to lay it out in this post also. Anyone who tips $5 will be entered into a drawing to win either a 1 YEAR SUBSCRIPTION , a 6 MONTH SUBSCRIPTION, or a 3 MONTH SUBSCRIPTION!!!
I also need to clear up that there will be (1) 1 year subscription given away, (2) 6 month subscriptions given away, and (3) 3 months subscriptions, not just one of each. That part I definitely I clarify in the video. This is something I've never tried but thought I would give it a shot. I'm going to run this content for a week and the winners will be chosen next Fri, Dec 20.
Also.... anyone that enters but doesn't win one of the subscription giveaways will be given a 30% discount off their next month, so everyone wins! It will be added to your account and when your re-bill hits the discount will be automatically applied.
My apologies for not posting anything for a few days. I have literally spent HOURS replying to DMs over the last few days. I had so many backed up from being in my funk but felt a responsibility to get to all of you.
Yes, I still have some newer ones outstanding, I will get to those in due time. But I felt like I needed to post some content also.
So I'm sure most of you know I have a very healthy desire to be a QoS hotwife. Ive posted a number of times with my Fetish Friday series talking about it and showing off in my BBC/QoS clothing. Well recently a very generous Aussie bloke bought me a BUNCH of clothing that I had been looking at. I cannot thank him enough! I feel SUPER SEXY and really turned on when I wear things like this!
I also just today had someone asking if I could post more things like this and not necessarily just save it for Friday, so this one goes out to you. New panties and shorts.
Good morning, everyone. Just want to tell everyone that I am going through all of my DMs this morning. I had a ton of messages, some that have gone un-replied to for close to a week or more πππ For that I sincerely apologize. I'm trying to get to everyone this morning.
I posted the other day that I'd gotten my Christmas tree up and even wrapped some presents instead of waiting to the late minute l like usual. I thought this short little video was attached to the upload but apparently not. I know some have said they like videos where I talk alot so this one is for you. π
Fetish Friday! I still get asked about my BBC fantasy/fetish and yes I still fantasize about it heavily. We were full steam ahead with this and wanted to explore that lifestyle of me as a QoS β οΈ. Had chatted with a number of bulls just haven't found the right fit for us yet. That plus some situations at home kind of put this on a temporary hold for the time being.
That said, I LOVE wearing this kind of clothing. It makes me (and my husband) really horny to wear BBC only clothing! I don't have that much so I bought myself this cropped t-shirt and these QoS panties. I already had a pair of these thong panties in black and these are SOOOO comfy and nice (but pricey, $45/pair). I do have another pair coming due to a super sweet, generous fan plus some other BBC clothing from him, I can't wait ππ€€ So you'll be seeing that soon!
And since I've been a bad, bad girl I thought I should give you a two-fer too. How many of you knew that a pineapple (or mostly upside down pineapple) is a secret sign that people are swingers? I have no idea how that came to be but trust me it's very well known and acknowledged in that community.