So what would be your limit? Mine would be my secret stash..
So what would be your limit? Mine would be my secret stash of cannoli… Don’t be touchin’ my cannoli now!
2023-05-10 21:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post
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Finishing out this cosplay with some juicy booty humps! as i..
Finishing out this cosplay with some juicy booty humps! as i mention in the video, all the rich ramen we've been slurping has contributed to the booty. but did you know that thick thighs save lives? here's the science to back it up: https://study finds.org/thick-thighs-save-lives-larger-thighs-lower-heart-disease-risk/ even if the link doesnt work for you after you remove the space in URL, i'm sure to get the gist lol. Anyway, i'll live forever, and for today you can enjoy watching me get fucked :) Deal? xoxo, ~olli
2023-05-07 09:04:55 +0000 UTC View PostEven after all the deepthroat, and messing around with toys,..
Even after all the deepthroat, and messing around with toys, we somehow still had energy to fuck :) (or at least G did, i just got to get railed and look cute) the evening light in the apartment in Osaka was so nice, we just had to take advantage! this is a very ahegao & drooly one, enjoy! PS when this posts i will have just flown back to Canada and probably sleeping for a week straight haha. Thanks for you patience with me answering your messages at 4am, i'm back in a more normal North America/ Europe timezone now! See you next week with a fresh new scene, xoxo, ~olli
2023-05-06 18:08:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Just wanted to make another recommendation of a content crea..
Just wanted to make another recommendation of a content creator I like and believe in! :) PufffyPink is another round booty blowjob artist, (we're on all the same subreddits haha), if you like my stuff i guarantee you'll like hers! onlyfans.com/pufffypink
2023-05-05 01:53:42 +0000 UTC View Postif you're ever in Japan you'll understand why i made this l..
if you're ever in Japan you'll understand why i made this lol. huge j-Pop faces on every surface. and their stans taking photos. one day we were in Shibuya and there was a crowd of screaming girls taking selfies because they were debuting a new *billboard*. haha i'm going to miss this strange bright baffling little land. ~xo, olli
2023-05-04 15:00:53 +0000 UTC View Postsoooo this might be my loopiest thing i've ever filmed ;P we..
soooo this might be my loopiest thing i've ever filmed ;P we're in Japan where they are about 15years ahead of us in sex toy technology. we didn't pay thousands of yen for any of the electric vacuum deepthroat simulators, or... real life size sex dolls. but guess what's awesome? TENGAS! watch me having hella fun testing a few of them on G (Conclusion: Original tenga vacuum cup is better than the new oversized tenga puffy). If you're only here for ahegao pawg humps and god tier sloppy deepthroat game, lots of that both on its way and in the archives. for today, enjoy me being a fun loving real human ;) See you next week! ^.^ xo, ~olli
2023-04-30 09:09:47 +0000 UTC View Posthaven't done one of these in a minute, here's some mid-week ..
haven't done one of these in a minute, here's some mid-week happy ;) ~xo, olli
2023-04-26 08:10:10 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s excited for summer? Give it me..
Who’s excited for summer? Give it me..
2023-04-25 13:36:53 +0000 UTC View Postpicking up where we left off last week ;) when G came back t..
picking up where we left off last week ;) when G came back to the bedroom, i put his dick back in my mouth but also kept vibing. The result is that you get to see a few quivering moaning orgasms while i'm giving head :) pretty fucking sexy if you ask me. and you did, right? haha let me know your thoughts, should we make this happen again? xoxo for now, and thanks for everything, ~olli
2023-04-23 09:04:21 +0000 UTC View Postsoo i decided i should start being more generous to lovely p..
soo i decided i should start being more generous to lovely ppl who have Renew on :) Starting on May 1st I'll be dropping an extra lil video treat in your inbox from time to time! So smash that Renew button, and if you have already, just sit back and enjoy ^.^ Thanks as Always, ~olli
2023-04-23 02:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This sloppy blowjob and toying orgasm vid is a feast for the..
This sloppy blowjob and toying orgasm vid is a feast for the senses ^.^ I'm getting better with editing in filmora too so enjoy the close-ups and vivid detail on some of the sloppier moments ;) the toying my pussy at the end was just me amusing myself while G went to get some water while we were filming the bj what happened when he came back was... pretty magical. Tune in next week to see what i'm speaking of! Happy fappy Sunday for now! and thanks as always for the support, i so appreciate every single month of every single subscription! xo, ~olli
2023-04-16 09:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostSomething today for all the requests i get to feature more o..
Something today for all the requests i get to feature more of my round juicy peach of a bum ;) Have you ever had an assjob before? Step 1: find a nice pillowy juicy booty friend to play with Step 2: lube up the crevasse between her rosy cheeks Step 3: lay you hot dog between the buns Step 4: start pumping and enjoy something that feels like too good to be true! this is our first time filming this so still getting accustomed to what are good angles, lighting etc. but it's super fun! And G says its the firmness of my tailbone rubbing against the underside of his cock head that lead to this enormous cumshot he covers my low back with. Let me know in the comments what you think of this, and DM to let me know if youve had a chance to try in your personal life ;) we weren't aware of it till not long ago but it's become a fast favorite lol. Have an incredible week! xoxo, ~olli
2023-04-09 09:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
longtime fans might remember the reference here ;) awhile ba..
longtime fans might remember the reference here ;) awhile back i made a vid where i'm sucking cock but also playing pokemon on nintendo switch. hehe! Magikarp featured heavily in the tiktok i made from it. And now i'm in Japan, where cute magikarp hats are freely available! some nice sloppiness and cute messin around in this one, hope you enjoy! xoxo ~olli
2023-04-02 08:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostA sneaky stealth Japanese onsen (bath house) blowjob for you..
A sneaky stealth Japanese onsen (bath house) blowjob for you this week ;)
We heard before we came to Japan that most onsens wouldnt let us in on account of our tattoos (basically they think you're a felon/ part of yakuza), fortunately we had pretty good luck & this was one of the only ones where our heavily tattoo'd selves meant we had to rent a room of our own, which also meant we got to get the camera out ;)
we had to pause basically mid-deepthroat because our time was up, but despite being mellowed by the warm water and the sake we got some good footage, hope you enjoy!
xoxo,
Olli
Anyone have experience with a Tenga!? ;) we’ve heard they ar..
Anyone have experience with a Tenga!? ;) we’ve heard they are actually worth the hype, but we might have a size issue here folks…
2023-03-25 02:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo Glad I have vigilant fans! ^.^ I've made so much content..
So Glad I have vigilant fans! ^.^ I've made so much content at this point that sometimes things get lost in the mix; take this deepthroat scene for example. I only ever posted the first 6min of it, and then posted a gif on reddit of another unused part of it, which eager eyes found and asked about. So upon request, here's the full scene for you! Lots of fun and sloppy fellatio skill on display as always ;) Happy sezzy sunday for now!! xo, ~olli
2023-03-19 08:44:03 +0000 UTC View Postsooooo this was a really fun one, we laugh a lot between slo..
sooooo this was a really fun one, we laugh a lot between sloppy facefuckings. and it's all TroyBoy's fault (i'm spelling his name wrong just in case) So he's a trap DJ, and the song in the background is called 'Do You' and has a pretty irresistible bass drop. for me anyway lol. Basically i end up edging G multiple times cause every time i use my mouth to get him 99% there to cumming on my chest, the song drops again and i get distracted. not my fault it's a good song and brings back so many festival memories! at one point he even says out loud 'I'm SO confused!' cause of the combo of me pleasuring him and fucking with his orgasm hahaha. Stay tuned to see if he makes it there in the end! ;) Happy Sunday, xoxo, ~olli
2023-03-12 09:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostI like knowing that you're orgasming along with me, but sinc..
I like knowing that you're orgasming along with me, but since i always have multiples when i use my toy i don't expect you to fully keep up ;) i had cock in my mouth for wayyy longer than usual the afternoon we shot this scene (more explanation of why when i post the third part next sunday lol) so i'm basically just orgasming myself into a nice little afternoon stupor here. i had a really lovely cat nap after this one i assure you! Happy Sunday and always appreciate your feedback! glad so many ppl enjoy watching me make cute pleasure faces while getting high on my vibrator. it's basically my bong lol Till soon! xo, ~olli
2023-03-05 09:57:01 +0000 UTC View Postlots of up close and personal spitty messy deepthroat in thi..
lots of up close and personal spitty messy deepthroat in this post :) including the mythical act of managing to lick the balls while i have G all the way in my throat. which i can never remember the name for but just looked up (yet again lol) and it's called ballsurfing..? Haha not 100% certain why, is it like the balls are the surfers on the surfboard of my tongue? that's the best i can think of but if you know the reasons/ context etc I'd love to hear from you! Happy Sunday my friend! ^.^ xo, ~olli
2023-02-26 09:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostHi ^.^ here is the grand finale of sloppy deepthroat goodnes..
Hi ^.^ here is the grand finale of sloppy deepthroat goodness! As much as i like the wide angle lens, i think i like this shallow depth of field cinematic mode more (most of this vid is shot in it, we moved back to wide angle for the cumshot). it kinda makes me feel like i'm on a microdose when i watch it, everything is so vivid haha. Also G apologizes for being so vocal at the end, he says its not his fault and anyone would be loud when they're getting deepthroated again post-nut. i guess i gotta give him that. New scene next week! Bless for now, ~olli
2023-02-19 09:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Back with another sweet bj to brighten your Sunday ^.^ We sh..
Back with another sweet bj to brighten your Sunday ^.^ We shot some of this footage with a wide angle lens, which really lets you get all up in the action, closer than true POV (if you're every wondering how they do it on swallowed.com, this is how lol) Also maybe one of my fave little outtakes ever where G is mezmerizing me with his cock like a snake charmer. Haha has anyone else ever done this? let me know in the comments if you have. There's more sloppy fun forthcoming from this shoot so stay tuned! xo, ~olli
2023-02-05 09:46:07 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, a different kind of sexy sunday sloppy blowjob ..
As promised, a different kind of sexy sunday sloppy blowjob this week :) I know not everyone is down for the elaborate cosplay etc, so we decided to film one of just us impromptu messing around. just a nice chill hangout while one person happens to be giving the other person world class head lol. It also serves as a PSA about how nice it is for the giver and the receiver when the guy isn't 100% rock hard. considering how big G is at full mast, when he's more like 80% hard he gets to spend a lot more time in my throat, and it also makes me generate a lot more saliva, as you'll soon see. if you like the sloppiness you will be delighted. It might even mean that even after a throatpie, she'll still want you in her mouth and will maybe even coax another load out of you ;) Give it a try next time you have a bj session, and let me know what you think! xoxo as always, ~olli
2023-01-29 09:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostSome sunlit sunday hump bliss for you to finish out this cos..
Some sunlit sunday hump bliss for you to finish out this cosplay :) glad we had the camera up close and personal for this one cause i really make some creative orgasm faces :) and i promise i'm not pretending when my eyes roll back like that, i know ahegao is an old trend at this point but its how ive always expressed pleasure soooo... sue me? haha New vibe for the scene next week, i think you'll like it! xoxo, Olli
2023-01-22 09:44:05 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the delay, we needed to legally verify the ownersh..
Sorry for the delay, we needed to legally verify the ownership of the penis I work with, and it’s taking a minute to process. ;) Send good wishes my way that it gets resolved soon and I can get this show on the road! Big love - Olli 💕
2023-01-17 05:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
