YOOOOOOO I only want customers that understand that my entire life exploded! I wrote a whole post about treating you with respect and being as straightforward as possible. I feel like despite how insane my circumstances are, that I’m still alive and I have the resources to take the time I need and my friends donated to my GoFundMe with that knowledge.
It sounds fucking silly but I want this to be a safe space for me AND you. I want everyone here to have the vibes of a decent human being, you feel me?
Let me be so clear: if you think exchanging money somehow undoes the fact that I had an abusive husband when this all started and now I don’t but I barely survived and I need some time — it doesn’t? No amount of money will save me from the destructive habits I’ve formed almost instantly to cope with the trauma of losing my home, my job, my relationship.
the entire framework that holds my life together — a series of habits built around those 3 things specifically because all 3 can’t fail at the same time — has collapsed. sorry GUY. my fucking BAD that you didn’t want to pay extra for me to cry but I’m not stupid and I don’t take custom orders eat my entire asshole, asshole.
To everyone else,
Thanks for saving my life.
I thought you’d enjoy the mirror picture as a promise for things to come with the knowledge of my situation, which is to say that I am not a KFC/A&W combination drive through. You already implicitly understand that we shouldn’t be dicks to me OR anyone in any industry and that makes you superior and cool and fun. Everyone who has a crush on me has superior taste. This entire paragraph is a marketing scheme sorry
2023-09-17 02:18:01 +0000 UTC
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HOLY SHIT
I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS IN MY NEW HOUSE
I AM FINISHING UP MY MOVE TODAY
I AM GETTING MY DESK DELIVERED TOMORROW
GUYS I CANT WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND SHOOT CONTENT FROM MY BED 😫 THIS IS MY DREAM AHHHH
I will be doing porn eventually. what a weird way to make this announcement
2023-09-16 20:18:47 +0000 UTC
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On a final note for today… you have all actually legitimately saved my life.
I know I’ve been really unreliable and unpredictable since starting OF but that’s not who I am as a person.
I’m driven, well organized, and VERY hell bent on showing all of you my gratitude!
Thanks again for giving me so much space to fix my life after all of this insane tragedy and grief.
My final move into my new house is happening on Wednesday — I’ll have a home base to work from and a consistent schedule!! Yay!! No more insane abusive husbands or drama.
Just me, you, and onlyfans fun 🥰
2023-09-12 00:21:19 +0000 UTC
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Also! I hired a close friend to go through and gather all the requests and pending messages that require action on my part to help me get organized. I promise I haven’t forgotten about ANY of you! Hopefully this catch-up period will be over soon soon and you’ll get to see how attentive I actually am 🥰🥰
2023-09-12 00:18:26 +0000 UTC
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RISE AND GRIND GAMERS. Later tonight I’ll be sending out a pack of my 10 favorite nudes I’ve sent to boyfriends 🥰 they’re going to be censored, sorry! I’m working up toward other content. I used to be a stripper so I have no issue with nudity but because of what happened at the beginning of august I’m just making sure I’m comfortable with EVERYTHING I’m releasing ♥️
I’ll be sending this out to ALL subscribers past and present to buy but going forward I will only be sending purchase options to folks who are subbed.
I’ll be posting daily lewd content here soon 🥰
2023-09-11 22:39:03 +0000 UTC
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What kind of cosplays do y’all wanna see me in? Right now I’m thinking:
Kai’sa - League of Legends
Brigitte - Overwatch
Nami - One Piece
2023-09-07 00:59:32 +0000 UTC
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Finishing up all messages tonight in the next 6 hours :)
2023-09-04 23:29:30 +0000 UTC
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hi! how are ya? just hit the halfway point on messages :)
2023-09-03 21:21:37 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for your patience as I catch up on everything!
Here’s a freebie for all of your patience and loyalty through this shitty situation.
I took this two nights ago for content and I really love it =)
2023-09-03 10:20:17 +0000 UTC
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Wrapping up cleaning up the wreckage of my old life. A new one begins on the 1st and I’m really excited ♥️
2023-08-31 16:15:12 +0000 UTC
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I’ll be back officially on the 27th. Putting my life back together has been a genuine nightmare but I’ll know on Tuesday the 22nd if I have a new apartment to move into!
Then it’s full time onlyfans every day
2023-08-19 22:54:11 +0000 UTC
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I will be back soon… my life is in shambles. Sorry for the boner killer
2023-08-12 05:25:40 +0000 UTC
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I AM DONE WITH THIS TOURNAMENT and it’s back on the horse. See y’all soon!!
2023-08-06 14:53:54 +0000 UTC
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It’s my birthday! I’m working a convention in Hawaii but I’ll be online all night answering messages in an hour.
I should be able to get through all of them by the end of the night.
2023-08-05 04:11:59 +0000 UTC
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Sent out my number one favorite nude EVER. I censored the nipple but it’s still pretty nice and racy. It also includes my butt, which has not yet appeared on this website!
$5. Message me if you haven’t received the option to grab it for yourself!
2023-08-03 05:13:20 +0000 UTC
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hi friends
I am going through it
My whole life is changing and there’s a lot of pain in my life right now
I really appreciate everyone’s patience while I figure this whole thing out
I promise I’m doing my best to get caught up and show all of you and your money the respect it deserves. I haven’t forgotten your generosity and kindness and I promise the month of august will be more organized, reliable, and pleasant.
My life is just really hard and sad right now and I’m struggling with every aspect — not just OF. But I promise I’m working hard behind the scenes to set up everything and get back on track.
2023-08-02 22:39:11 +0000 UTC
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https://www.instagram.com/karikeone/
AMA here while I take a quick dinner break from messages
2023-08-02 03:12:17 +0000 UTC
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Forgot :) made you this cute tiktok!! More coming
2023-08-02 00:13:35 +0000 UTC
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Getting in bed and eating an edible. Get ready for some fucking weird messages
2023-08-02 00:05:48 +0000 UTC
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I know you guys don’t believe me but taking selfies is way harder when you’re trying to be hot
this post has been brought to you by cat hair and tiddies
2023-08-01 23:51:07 +0000 UTC
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How do we feel about live streaming on this platform?
I’ll be active all day today :)
2023-08-01 17:44:04 +0000 UTC
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my life is a mess but these titties are not
2023-07-31 17:45:50 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been invited to Comic Con Honolulu as a guest and Valorant commentator :) Any suggestions on what to do and see?
2023-07-31 00:05:45 +0000 UTC
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I always answer unread messages with tips first. Even $1 is generally enough to get my attention within an hour if I’m on.
This isn’t an attempt to cajole you into getting faster customer service. I just need to make money while I work on messages and right now I’m trying to send sincere stuff etc. If I can’t keep up, I raise the minimum etc
But I’m genuinely trying to catch up so I can understand my workload fully by taking thorough notes and time stamps & adjusting every day.
Thanks again for your patience while I catch up. I’m on July 24th but the days are actually going by super super fast. Once again praying I’ll be caught up by tomorrow. 😭
If you’re waiting on something, I know! I’m working on an effective tagging system that works for me & my needs so it’s just taking a min to get it up and documented and running so I know who needs what and how urgently etc
My greatest wish is that y’all could feel the sheer joy I feel right now. Speaking of which, check out my tip top pinned post called “*WHO IS KARI?*” before chatting me up or falling in love etc
2023-07-29 15:36:36 +0000 UTC
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when you guys see the simple yet elegant, innovative but very stupid, incredibly obvious ways to minimize leakers and fraud, you're gonna lose your shit. and all i want is your respect for all the effort i'm going to put in. i want you to marvel at my entry level IT engineering skills. and i want you to subscribe.
remember me the next time you give up trying to consume leaked content and subscribe here
remember me when you get so mad that u are driven enough to figure out what i'm doing
and it's so obvious and ur so stupid
remember that i was the one that finally challenged u
and then subscribe bc that is super boner inducing
thanks bye
2023-07-29 10:33:32 +0000 UTC
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Posted some cute content on the Instagram while answering messages. Nothing lewd yet, just me wearing hair curlers for 4 hours and forgetting about them. $15 for lifetime access :) if you’ve spent $15 or more or tipped or ANYTHING at $15, you get access to the Instagram. Message me and I’ll send it to ya ASAP
2023-07-29 09:40:45 +0000 UTC
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posting here when i'm feeling chatty is so much more fun than twitter, that place blows
2023-07-29 05:52:58 +0000 UTC
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you guys have no idea how cute my god damn nipples are
2023-07-29 05:49:36 +0000 UTC
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What do you WANT
2023-07-29 05:41:42 +0000 UTC
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I’ve started scheduling myself “shifts” to work onlyfans and answer messages. I still have about half of my messages to go through! I’m hoping to finish tonight :)
That being said, im also filming a YouTube video about this whole experience. I have a few questions:
Would it be crass to get into the hard monetary numbers? Would that make you less likely to subscribe/interact? I’d appreciate honesty here if possible — as my patrons, your image is important to me and I want to know how you feel.
Anything you’d like to see? I’m basically just explaining the history of how I got here. I think it’ll make an interesting video because people are always curious about sex work.
If you’re waiting on a custom, im getting those done first thing ♥️
2023-07-29 05:37:49 +0000 UTC
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