ok but 🗡🗡 who gonna be my apocalyptic baby daddy?
ok but 🗡🗡 who gonna be my apocalyptic baby daddy?
2020-11-04 17:11:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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in light of everything that is going on i’m not sure if i wa..
in light of everything that is going on i’m not sure if i wanna take some mental health days or get motivated to make new content and power thru the bullshit. idk, like everyone else, i’m just coping however i can and trying to play by ear and self regulate.💕🗡 here’s some boobs tho!! 🗡💕 and some ass. the apocalypse needs some ass.
2020-11-04 15:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostMAID OUTFIT TIDDYS! MAID OUTFIT TIDDYS! 🖤 it really be like..
MAID OUTFIT TIDDYS! MAID OUTFIT TIDDYS! 🖤
it really be like the dark night of the soul out here.
oh man, no matter which geriatric idiot wins this election (HOW in the hell out of the all people who can run US and A’s 🇺🇸 it is two ass grandpas, one nearly asleep and one fascist psychopath?) it’s out of our control, but what *is* in our control is educating and researching about history, economics, and politics, participation in local government elections, and participation in local community. i struggle with the last one since i’m a more cerebral than extroverted person and tend to distance myself even more in times of stress, but reaching out to people you know irl or online is helpful. shit is just fucked up as hell so do whatever you want!!!! channel that unhinged energy and survive this bull ass shit reality!
whatever is going on with you today, i think we all have a lot of anxiety rn not just about election but the shape of things to cum 😩 and the pandemic as a whole, i hope you can find some time and some way to distract and self care. we probably won’t see results in a few days but i’m more worried about the reaction than the result. things won’t change overnight, no matter which party wins. the two party system is dumb as shit imo and legislative term limits need to be shortened because wtf the ppl in charge are fucking dinosaurs. umm but before the weeks of almost inevitable civil unrest happen... ummmm.... anyone wanna tell me they have a Bernie Sanders-approved socialist crush on me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 😂🙏
i am gaming HARDCORE in my little slutty outfits -i caught some of my fave legendary pokemon: Suicune, Entei, Raikou, Latios, Dialga (look at its cute little dragon face in the video 😭) plus Mewtwo, Groudon, Articuno, Moltres, Azelf Uxie Mesprit trio, Tornadus, Solgaleo, the Tapus from gen 7...
I wish pokemon world was real 😩 they get free healthcare at the Pokemon Center 24/7, theres no politics (although there is an economy and some type of Gym Leader/community-based system of government, depending on the gen you play... omg i should write an economic analysis of the pokemon world), police are very limited, and education at the pokemon trainers school is free. wtf that’s so sick!!
💚❤️ anyone here have a fetish for little quarantined maids i..
💚❤️ anyone here have a fetish for little quarantined maids in stockings and high heels?
2020-11-02 19:32:57 +0000 UTC View Posthope everyone had a fun and responsible Halloween! 🖤 i’m alm..
hope everyone had a fun and responsible Halloween! 🖤 i’m almost certain that there’s gonna be a crazy spike of covid in the next few weeks so all of y’all hoes who went to bigger gatherings, quarantine and stay safe! i love Halloween and wish it was safe to go balls out and party, so fuckin over this shit, but better be horny than be sick 😩 😩 🖤 if you’ve been following me for a while you know i have very weak immune system, i stay home. clean house and play pokémons 🎮
2020-11-02 03:35:03 +0000 UTC View Postwould u let a deadly sexbot make u cum?
would u let a deadly sexbot make u cum?
2020-11-01 03:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
don’t be a Philip K Dick, tell me I’m ur replicant fantasy 🤖..
don’t be a Philip K Dick, tell me I’m ur replicant fantasy 🤖🖤💀🧷 let me be ur favorite pleasure model 🏛
be safe out there on Halloween! 🦇 🦇🗻 idk what type of plans everyone has in light of the covid spikes, but if you find yourself at home alone watching things, here’s a long video where i fully strip ~ 🖤 ~ Pris is a bad girl!!
ok i archived that last post cause it gave me way too much a..
ok i archived that last post cause it gave me way too much anxiety. 😳 yeah most of the time i feel fine and confident but i also have a shit ton of insecurities! it’s a normal human thing, to not fully like yourself. should i not share this here? what kind of experience do you guys want? i can totally stop the emo posts. lol look at what i do—i am obviously horny for attention. do you wanna know more about me, even if it’s a downer?
2020-10-30 03:30:15 +0000 UTC View Postif god is a gamer, I’m a NPC 🧝♀️
if god is a gamer, I’m a NPC 🧝♀️
2020-10-29 16:47:04 +0000 UTC View Posthappy hump day! the Bernie Sanders sex tape is now a pinned ..
happy hump day! the Bernie Sanders sex tape is now a pinned post for those of you freaky freaks who wanna see the hottest hoo-ker in politcs get pounded by a socialist gilf 👴🏻 🇺🇸 GILF ALERT 🚨
some of my most unhinged work over here 🔞🆘 watch it at your own risk!
i have therapy today and some medical stuff to take care of...
i have therapy today and some medical stuff to take care of. here’s a few boring elven nudes and kitty pics 🐈✨
🧝♀️ i think i will do an elf shoot tn! halloween is so soon but i’m desensitized cause i cosplay everyday ☃️
today is kind of an administrative day for me 🇺🇸 i’m editing..
today is kind of an administrative day for me 🇺🇸 i’m editing the melania video 👀 and cleaning my house — wow i have already uncovered some fun equipment and cute outfits i can make content in. stuff my ballot box, daddy!
check out my sexy Ben Franklin look 🇺🇸 🔑
am i influencing your erection? 😏 🇸🇮
i do meeting with senator sanders, even though i don’t do po..
i do meeting with senator sanders, even though i don’t do politic, i am model 👠 Mr. Sander, he has New Green Deal in his pants, i want to be frack by big penis 🏗 👀
2020-10-25 19:07:10 +0000 UTC View Postcaught one of my favorite rare pokemon, Latios!! it’s so cut..
caught one of my favorite rare pokemon, Latios!! it’s so cute, i’m a big fan. cum fly with me ✈️ 💙❤️
2020-10-25 18:23:41 +0000 UTC View Postyou guys are not fucking ready for the Melania sex tape... s..
you guys are not fucking ready for the Melania sex tape... she come to big US of A to find big business man, instead she find big orange man with micropenis. when Senator Sanders offered to make powwow about a New Rainbow Deal, she had no idea what she was in for......... aha and she like!!!! 🇸🇮
this will be out either tomorrow or tuesday, depending on how fast my horny little fingers can edit 🥵 👩🏻💻
i’ve been a little insecure about my small boobs and always ..
i’ve been a little insecure about my small boobs and always wanted big naturals 😩 but someone told me that i have “moderate sized boobs” and i’m gonna keep that in mind...
[borat voice] is very nice 👍 i like 👍
lol idk what is going on w my eye makeup and body paint here but i think “the girls” look good 👀
damn. you guys are really cool and supportive, thank you for..
damn. you guys are really cool and supportive, thank you for being here on my page 🖤
also i made a lot of very fuckin cathartic art and music yesterday after drinking pumpkin spice lattes (i swear they put crack in that shit) and came home covered in glow paint and glitter. this is me after i cleaned up. ✨🧬 ✨
swipe for an ass pic to distract from my emo post 🍔 🍟 uhh ye..
swipe for an ass pic to distract from my emo post 🍔 🍟 uhh yeah waiter i’ll have a #69 with some butt, super size me
i only have two moods... sad and/or horny 😔 😩
every year around my birthday my family’s favorite thing to ..
every year around my birthday my family’s favorite thing to do is chastise me for not being married with a bunch of kids; in russia, anyone in their 20s who is unmarried, is considered an old maid. it’s a very antiquated and pressuring way of thinking and i hate it.
i feel like many girls who do onlyfans are like 18,19 and do extremely well because of the desire for youth/s/babygirls. i mean that’s a whole ass essay for another time, but i had someone recently unsubscribe from me because in his own words “ew i thought you were like 19” ....uhhh dude i graduated college and have posts about holding down a career prior to this/losing my job due to covid. now i have no job, i am very lost, i’m not a little naive college girl so if that’s your vibe you also are welcome to unsubscribe. it also really lowkey made me mad that this was the reason for an unsubscription - like i get it if you don’t like my content, it’s def not for everyone, but to discriminate based on age imo is gross. girls can be smoking hot at 21 or 41 🤷♀️ i mean have you SEEN J.Lo??
if i’m not as active today, it’s cause i’m feeling overwhelmingly weak and defeated, primarily from the annoying ass family pressure to get married and procreate. it’s like.... maybe that’s not my path! maybe it could be in the future but right now that’s not an option. also i just like being alone, i’m literally the most extreme introvert i know and very shy and awkward in my daily life.
anyway here’s my boobs in my tesla which i bought myself, that i can look at whenever i’m feeling like i squandered my life and talent and feeling unaccomplished or worthless. i’m eating a ton of candy corn 🤍🧡💛
some low res pics to tell you how much i love gaming 😇 my n..
some low res pics to tell you how much i love gaming 😇
my nintendo switch lite fits perfectly in between my breastes 💜 the new pokemon DLC is out fuck yeahhhhh!!!! i already caught a suicune, my fave pokemon 🤗
what time is it? it’s game time bitch, it’s on like donkey kong!!!
i put on a tough front (maybe? lol i think my vibe is like a..
i put on a tough front (maybe? lol i think my vibe is like a little bitch 😂) but i’m still scared of horror movies. if we watch a slasher flick together you’d have to hold my hand 😱 🔪
best i can do is avey tare’s slasher flicks 👀
unboxing some fantasy dildos!!! thank you so much to the spe..
unboxing some fantasy dildos!!! thank you so much to the special people who helped fund these, i can’t wait to try them 🥺🥺🌙 🙏 will do a review video soon 💜✨🦄
also idk maybe in the sex tape melania’s cuntstitution gets ratified by bernie’s socialist rainbow peen 🌈 😩???? 🤨 find out next week!!
pinky up when you hold the dildo!! 😤 🧐 over the past few mon..
pinky up when you hold the dildo!! 😤 🧐 over the past few months i’ve amassed a lovely collection of fantasy dildos and i am obsessed w them... dragon dildo, alien dildo, tree dildo, unicorn dildo, shrek dick, cumtube, and more not pictured.
lol yes i will be opening customs and making content with them very soon. for now i wanna explore them just for myself and for my own curiosity ... i’m shy! ☺️
a dragon dildo post a day, keeps the dragon slayer away 💜 P..
a dragon dildo post a day, keeps the dragon slayer away 💜
PS. tomorrow is hump day ✨💊 🐪 and that’s when i send out rebill perks. turn your resubscribe on if you wanna see some brand new xxxlusive photos in your inbox tomorrow 💝
give me a f****ng break!” 🇺🇸 🤦♀️ 🎄🙅♀️ greetings onlyfans ..
give me a f****ng break!” 🇺🇸 🤦♀️ 🎄🙅♀️
greetings onlyfans citizens, my melania wig is here so i’ll be working on that FLOTUSSY 😩 sex tape this week 🏛🕵️♀️ you’ve never seen melania like this before!! ✨thanks to y’all who cuntributed 2 the fund, it’ll be up for a few more days as a pinned post if you wanna preorder the tape ✨ 📼
just some innocent monday morning pics to start ur week 😇
just some innocent monday morning pics to start ur week 😇
2020-10-19 13:36:14 +0000 UTC View Postcarl’s bday pics :3 💐💐🎂✨🤍💕🎉 i know my big wild hairy pusssy ..
carl’s bday pics :3 💐💐🎂✨🤍💕🎉 i know my big wild hairy pusssy is a crowd pleaser but here i included some slutty pics of me as well. kitties and titties!!! his best friend russell celebrated with him 😸 😸
in the last pic he looks like Karl Marx 🧐 my boy is gonna dismantle the current hierarchy and enact a new system of catpitalism!! das carlpital 😩
any pussy enthusiasts here? i woke up in a good mood today w..
any pussy enthusiasts here? i woke up in a good mood today which is really rare for me, especially this year, and it’s my Carl’s birthday!! he’s so happy 😸 🎉 🎉 my beby. it’s so wholesome, and i’ll post more later, but i just want to say that he’s the best emotional support buddy and i love him 🧡
2020-10-18 17:28:47 +0000 UTC View Post
