this is how ur trophy girlfriend greets you when you get hom..
this is how ur trophy girlfriend greets you when you get home after a long day of work ππΌπ»ππͺ
2021-05-06 01:44:48 +0000 UTC View Postthis is how ur trophy girlfriend greets you when you get home after a long day of work ππΌπ»ππͺ
2021-05-06 01:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostPOV iβm your trophy girlfriend π and i love bothering you while youβre on an important zoom meeting or just about to leave for work in the morning. no donβt go, pay attention to me! π πΌπ» Ω©(^βΏ^)ΫΆ
2021-05-05 15:03:26 +0000 UTC View Posthave always wanted to do this look... May the Fourth be with you (and may it be HORNY!) π€π
2021-05-04 11:30:49 +0000 UTC View Postanother one!! oh shit iβm getting my 2nd dose of the vaccine tomorrow π₯Ίπ€ π meanwhile... this is the first and only JOI video i have ever made so far, not only is it a Nurse Joy JOI but it is in Russian π·πΊ ππ what do you think? dare i try it in ENGLISH? π
2021-05-04 02:34:06 +0000 UTC View Post*another* video for yβall today?? this is ASSinine you canβt spell vacuum without CUM π€ π₯΅
2021-05-03 15:20:30 +0000 UTC View Posthi iβve been trying to practice my horny dance for you π₯Ί tip whatever you like to see the full collection of these Officer Jenny videos: twerking, dancing, and stripping in slow mo and regular mo, in and out of the iconic uniform πππ
2021-05-03 14:54:37 +0000 UTC View Postgoddess views from the back π€π€π€ to bless your timeline this sunday βͺοΈ π π hoping everyone has a nice day! have a nicer day than me thatβs for sure π€ππ€π
hoping i get blessed by the higher powers that be because fuck, my idiot ass water damaged my laptop today π€¦ββοΈ π€¦ββοΈ seriously like as if the universe didnβt have enough trauma for me there was a fire in my kitchen in the middle of the night (not a massive one but an isolated table was in flames, like lit up ablaze. iβm okay but iβm glad i woke up at that time because i was able to douse it π₯ π) no damage done to me, only casualty was part of the table, chair, and rug. just fuckin surreal and asinine. i then spilled my MFin cup on my computer and turned it off; it turned itself back on and went to the recovery screen, which is not good. thankfully i have *most* of my data backed up, not all of it but i think the majority of it, so if they have to erase it to repair the computer thatβs really the least of my problems. a computer is just an object. iβm glad i didnβt burn lol oh my god.... but like bruh
feels like someone has my voodoo doll and just keeps pricking it (and not in the fun way....)
how it started vs how itβs going ππ
last year this time i was working on my Tesla album! i had just started my OF and the primary thing on here was my album Hentai and Crack (top pinned post) and documenting how i recorded it, specially for OF. it came out in the middle of may during the peak quarantine π³ i *May* post more about it later this month lol. it was like performance art, conceptual art and porn... pornceptual art? it would be pretty amazing to have a gallery show or retrospective/master thesis or something with this some day. intellectualizing the hyper feminine πππΈππππππ
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https://nastyavalentine.bandcamp.com/album/hentai-and-crack-vol-1
i havenβt released anything new since then because motivation has been a struggle and depression sucks, i just play music in my room and in my car and stuff without recording anything. maybe i will soon if something really grabs me but iβm not sure yet. i feel artistically drained and burnout. iβm proud of how Hentai and Crack turned out tho, it was truly a passion project and sometimes itβs more nerve wracking to share art than nudes even, but iβve learned to just not give a shit lol I DONT GIVE A HOOT π¦
posting at a weird time cause the insomnia be real tn, swipe for tesla titties β‘οΈ
thank you for making me feel like a goddess last month which was honestly one of the most stressful and polarizing months iβve had π₯΅ π₯΅ tysm for being patient with any of my delays and for respecting my boundariesπ€π€ i love goddess worship βͺοΈ hereβs some divine pics for ur weekend, i love to bless my devotees with tasteful nudes π *May* you be blessed and horny this month
2021-05-01 15:52:02 +0000 UTC View Posthugging my little titties today for being so cute and little and for cushioning the fragile emo ass heart thatβs underneath them lol ... they need another hug tho wanna join? π₯Ίππ
2021-04-29 20:03:21 +0000 UTC View Posthump day smol titty drop for my fellow pokemon FREAKS ππ any gen 2 Suicune/pokemon crystal version lovers? tip what you like if you wanna see a few pics of my Sui-cunt π
2021-04-29 07:06:18 +0000 UTC View Posttaking a break from doomscrolling and watching the world crumble to post some ass on the timeline ππ no dark thoughts, just thicc ass in this zone π°
2021-04-28 15:00:49 +0000 UTC View Postkittties and titties π some happy pics of my beloved Russell π₯Ί not so good news tho πΏ sorry if this is dark. you can skip this post if you want, itβs morbidly long and mostly for me like a diary entry to process my thoughts about this. i queued up some sexy posts for the next few days so my usual content isnβt going anywhere ππ
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i took Russ to the vet this week and the doctorβs call back and scan of the tests showed a suspicious mass and a thickening of the walls of his colon. it doesnβt look good. heβs a Russian Blue senior rescue cat from a shelter, iβve had him for almost all his life and i love him dearly so iβm very anxious. his behavior and habits have been very weird recently and i can tell something abdominal has been bothering him. he got lab tests, x ray, and ultrasound for those abdominal issues like i did a few days ago, but mine was for something stupid and treatable - i thought it would be a similar just stress related inflammatory thing for him but sadly i donβt think he is as lucky. his white bloodcells count was high and more than half of his colon was affected.
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the doctor said itβs a slim chance of it being irritated bowel syndrome, so we got medication for it, and if he responds to treatment and his condition improves then itβs just that, but if it keeps progressing then i have to face that itβs cancer :β( i asked about a biopsy too, to get a quicker clear answer, i know usually they do it with a needle but because of the location, they would have to surgically investigate.
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the thing is, the vet explained a biopsy wouldnβt do any good because if they opened him up and found out that yes it was indeed cancer, they wouldnβt be able to do anything about it because it has already affected his whole colon and they couldnβt remove it because that would take his entire colon out.
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though the vet said itβs most likely cancerous and nothing can be done except give him a course of treatment for comfort and pain, iβm gonna try the IBS medication and hope itβs that; i also wanna get a second opinion from another vet so iβll email his x-rays and lab work to my other catβs vet. has anyone else been in a similar situation with their pet?ππΏ (iβm so sorry if you have)
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iβm pretty shook so the next few days if iβm quiet on here iβm just processing this. iβm so sad writing this, Russell is the best cat ever and heβs not just a cat heβs my buddy and my family. i want to and need to hustle more, and i will, but spending time with my furry friend is priority. thereβs nothing that i detest more than having a victim mentality, and sometimes i cringe making these long posts, but itβs been really tough. the recent months have been kicking my ass. i know in the grand scheme of things there is no beginning or end, life always goes on and unfolds endlessly, there is just observation and perception and experience, at least that is what i learned in the zen practice. i donβt believe that passing is the end. itβs so sad tho no human wants to outlive their pet. everyone and everything dies, itβs bleak and fascinating and horrible, i just want my guy to be comfortable and know heβs fully loved and taken care of β€οΈ
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i may do a campaign with more of my prior content from the slutty stash next week, or later in may if there needs to be further diagnostics for Russ/when i know more clearly what the results are. as previously mentioned the surgery/biopsy wouldnβt really do anything in this case so thatβs out of the picture, but the medication and further lab work to see his status will still add up. one of the myriad of shitty things about capitalism is the rhetoric of βsave a dog/cat from a shelter! give them a nice life!β but the cost of treatment for pets is more than that of humans sometimes. i definitely spend more on my pets well being, food quality, and comfort than i do of my own and they live like royalty lol but ugh diseases can get anyone, they have no mercy.
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iβm gonna take some time off from creating new content at least till the weekend. i filmed some stuff earlier this week that iβll be posting, and iβll be online. thankfully i have a built up collection of many, many terabytes of nastya porn for times like these, so thank you so fucking much for bearing with me π
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iβve already been delayed in making new stuff because of everything involved with my move, and it drives me crazy because all i want is to calmly and confidently go back to doing the creative work i love. unfortunately i canβt take full days off from being online because inactivity affects my subscribers leaving, which is understandable if i put myself in your place, but iβll do what i can to play tetris with my schedule and prioritize my real life while still being active. any pre-planned customs or sexting sessions or video/phone calls for this weekend can still be done. iβm gonna post a tip menu for May soon and iβll send out the new tesla videos from the last campaign later this week πππ aside from this post, iβll run my page as i usually do.
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if youβve read through all this, know iβm really thankful for your understanding and support, youβre not just helping me youβre helping my pets who i love dearly ππ»ββοΈπ₯Ίπππ
Eyes Wide Shut, Titties Wide Open (2021)
πKubrick was a horny legendπ
anyone else just have sooo much trouble getting out of bed on monday? or every day that ends in βyβ lolll especially when itβs so cozy π· plz motivate me i need to do my laundry iβm a dirty dirty girl π₯΅
2021-04-26 12:09:17 +0000 UTC View Postpeace on earth is cool but what about Wars in space (more specifically *sluts in space*)?
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1. in my dream last night there was an intergalactic war that the government was hiding from the earth citizens but i accidentally found out and had to go into isolated witness protection as an inflatable castle - inflater (idk dream logic) and the CIA kept trying to make the castles crush me but i would just keep going to different castles. idk i usually have very vivid dreams but i get especially wild ones after seeing the doctor, those hit different. iβm also very well rested today for once so iβm remembering all the weird little details
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2. iβve been thinking a lot about why i gravitate towards cosplaying space/scifi/AI babes like Leia, Pris, Rachael, Leeloo, Dolores from Westworld, Sailor Scouts etc and it makes sense that it would stem from my own feelings of dissociation and alienation and isolation from society/the world and not feeling like a regular person, rather like an alien that crash landed into my body (another hard hit topic in therapy but something that i hugely cope with through my art) πͺ itβs like vacation from the self into a dimension of sexy alien transcendence and i welcome you into that orbit πππβ¨πΈπΈπ€πͺππ i was thinking what to do next, Dolores from Westworld or Taarna from Heavy Metal (or the South Park episode Major Boobage lmaoooo π) or Jabba the Slut lol what do you think?
just wanted to make sure you see some pink hair and titties today ππ§‘ππ€ππ· damn imma cry thank you so much for funding my therapy, i canβt express my gratitude enough. i made a little video (swipe) idk if that fully expresses it either tho; my entire art/porn practice is contingent on my mental health, and not burning myself out, and being able to deal with my personal challenges like anxiety and depression. itβs taken me a while to put myself in therapy cause of this βi can do everything myselfβ mentality which is absolutely egregious, but iβm glad i did. itβs presented some uncomfortable questions and topics about myself which iβve been too afraid to deal with on my own, so to say that itβs very nice to have a professional offering a safe space to free associate and discuss whatever and ask these questions is an understatement. those who get it, it means a lot to me ππππ₯Ί βΎ i donβt wanna be too emo on here all the time, hereβs some titties to balance it out and i also wana make a full length video for yβall in my new place!! what would you like to see? (possibly i may do all of the above, but what would you like to see *most* ?) πππππ
2021-04-21 18:00:18 +0000 UTC View Postπ·ππ€πΈππ£π§
pink hair what do you think? iβm taking these tiddys poolside, wanna come here and help me rub sunscreen all over my pale body? π₯Ί
does my heart shaped ass turn you on? ππ
2021-04-18 18:53:29 +0000 UTC View PostHORNY!!!!! πππ how did you celebrate National Horny Day? π€ππ€ π (some say itβs 4/16, others maintain that historically itβs 4/17, but i say *why not Both?* ) a weekend of spectacular horniness π₯΅ okay now that iβm getting a little more situated here, iβm wondering if you would be interested to see me do a livestream in my new home at the end of april like 4/30 or 5/1 to cap off the month? thoughts? π€¨
2021-04-18 01:38:35 +0000 UTC View Postwhat it looks like when iβm sleepy and you come lay down next to me π€ π΄ i donβt think weβll be getting much sleep tho lol
2021-04-16 23:43:59 +0000 UTC View Postmorning β¨π β¨ how did you sleep? iβve kinda been having the weirdest time sleeping but at the same time getting more comfy in my new place π¦’ π€
2021-04-16 15:22:34 +0000 UTC View Posttaking a break from doomscrolling and watching the world crumble to post some nudes on the timeline π€ i donβt normally post full frontal nudes idk i just felt like it, felt nude might delete later... was looking at pics of my naked body earlier and iβm like damn itβs not so bad, i donβt always like my full nudes cause of body anxiety but today i feel like sharing π€·ββοΈ if you get subconsciously horny at work thank me later lol π
2021-04-15 15:08:40 +0000 UTC View Postooof that next-day after vaccine hits hard π―π ππ§Έπ¦’ iβm ok, just feeling a little achey, fatigued, and got that arm soreness that everyone talks about (lol i understand yβall now) π i shall take it easy today but i did get my Princess Zelda outfit and Breath of the Wild, so those videos are coming soon!! π π§ββοΈ π
2021-04-14 16:51:26 +0000 UTC View Posthello there! π π pfizer?? i hardly know her!! π i just received the first dose today and oh my... hereβs some side effects that Big Pharma doesnβt want you to know about, exposed:
2021-04-13 22:22:13 +0000 UTC View Postβ€οΈππβ£οΈπβ€οΈπππ
right here every day is nastya valentineβs day
and every night is nastya valentineβs night ππ
i love getting naughty in this mirror ππ§¬π€
especially while iβm wearing my civilian clothes like getting spontaneously horny right before going out to do an errand... tip what you like for some pussy pics from this set π±
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hiii good evening lil video just talking about where iβm at now, home making is coming along but iβm super tired tonight after these past few days π apologize for any delays in content, itβs taking longer than i thought and i guess it kinda takes me a while to get adjusted to a new place and feel comfortable. thanks for being chill with me β€οΈπΉ
β£οΈ some lil sunday nudes for the Lordβs day β£οΈ
damn i was just thinking itβs crazy how many asininely hot girls there are in the world/on the internet, that the small fact that you would choose to subscribe to scrappy lil old me makes me wanna cry a lil π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ i have small titties iβm weird as fuck and have so much anxiety, so thank you for considering me attractive and worthwhile, iβm way beyond honoredππππ₯°
some days i feel really good about myself, like a fairy goddess, other days iβm like wtf am i even doing?? lol i am still learning! every day is just a horny adventure i suppose, as cheesy as that sounds π¦π
might go to sleep in this dress ππ§‘βοΈ
2021-04-11 07:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post