New Vlog! - proceeds go to paying for Sassy's first Vet visit, and the Veterinarian even threw in a free X-Ray! I'm happy with her Doctor, in any case, but god damn, dogs aren't cheap dates.
-First of all, watch the video till the end, because I do a little strip tease out of that dress 😘
-Y'all are the first people that I'm telling about my new job. Hint: it's an ICONIC life-like sex doll company that is at least partially adopted into the public zeitgeist (or like, the COOL public zeitgeist, at least)
-Holy fucking hell am I grateful to have such amazing people who pay attention to my nonsense and give a shit about it/me. I show the really beautiful and wonderful housewarming (and otherwise) gifts I've gotten from some wonderful folks..
2022-06-23 04:02:56 +0000 UTC
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My lovely fan/friend Torton sent me this dress from my wishlist so I bought a matching bowl! 😍🍄
2022-06-23 01:01:10 +0000 UTC
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This picture is the thumbnail for one of the folders in my camera app and every time I see it it makes me smile. I hope it makes you smile (and then some) too!
2022-06-21 22:04:32 +0000 UTC
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This is a romantic GFE where you're my dearest darling and I just finished a cam show. I give you a private one on one show with my asshole stuffed full of steel and I make myself cum with the hitachi on my buttplug and a few different toys to make me explode into orgasm.
Expect a lot of cumming, creaming, and screaming in ecstasy as I rail myself for you.
All for you. Because if I do it on cam, I do it for you, darling. 😘
11 minutes of clit sucking, glass dildo fucking, romantic sexuality
2022-06-20 20:46:18 +0000 UTC
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Here is a sneak peek set of about 35 screenshots from the PPV I'm dropping tomorrow!
The next video is a romantic GFE where you're my dearest darling and I just finished a cam show. I put on a little show for you, cumming, creaming, and screaming in ecstasy as I rail myself for you.
2022-06-19 22:01:04 +0000 UTC
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I got to see @griffonramsey at her shop yesterday! My new little dog Sassy got to wander around and explore outside for a few hours and she was over the moon.
2022-06-19 19:56:59 +0000 UTC
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I got to visit @griffonramsey's chainsaw art shop today. This badass dragon is headed to the San Antonio zoo soon!
2022-06-18 20:37:41 +0000 UTC
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Without accessories or clothing as a reference, I have no idea when this photo was taken except that it was after 2010 (when I got the tattoo on my side)
2022-06-17 16:19:23 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, my darlings. I guess it's time to stop jerking off and get out of bed. For me, not you. You carry on as you were.
2022-06-16 15:30:28 +0000 UTC
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New Vlog!
-I'm getting a dog tonight! It was a little up in the air for a moment but Sassy is going to retire in style at Chez Darling
-Fun little anecdote about a pressure washing gig gone awry
-I owe some big thank yous to some very special people, coming soon!
-Contributions on this campaign go to recouping the cost of repairing a very broken pressure washer 🙃
2022-06-16 02:24:37 +0000 UTC
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I was feeling sexy and flirty after my cam show so I shot a few different fun little videos and this is the first!
It starts with the camera directly in front of my pussy with a hitachi buzzing a plug in my ass and it just gets wetter from there. This one has a kind of gonzo style feel to it and is just hardcore masturbation and squirting.
At one point I lick squirt off of the stockings on my foot.
2022-06-14 23:15:19 +0000 UTC
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Shot this after my show last night, all glowy and dehydrated from cumming so much 💕🥰
2022-06-11 21:08:02 +0000 UTC
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You find me in your back yard like this. What do you do next? If it's something naughty, you have to tip me on this pic.
2022-06-10 17:52:12 +0000 UTC
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New Vlog!
-Join me on CAM4 today at 4 pm CT
-I need a damned mani/pedi asap, I wouldn't let myself go to the salon until I was done unpacking boxes and didn't need to use power tools every day again.
-I'm getting a dog soon!
Don't let the thumbnail fool you, you still get to see my tits in this video, with a bonus toe scrunching, if that's your flavor.
2022-06-10 16:45:26 +0000 UTC
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New vlog!
-Cam4 at 4 pm CT tomorrow! Links in bio
-Moving in final shit
-I'm privately outside!
2022-06-10 00:49:33 +0000 UTC
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New Vlog! I finally got my curtains and lights set up, my art hung (not that well, but it's up) and my bedroom is fully done. I set up my Gonzo shrine last night and it was sad but lovely. Also, I played beer pong for the first time. Also... new job! Details forthcoming.
Tip me on this post or send me an Amazon giftcard to help square away the last little bits of the apartment!
2022-06-08 01:22:29 +0000 UTC
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I snapped this pic of my butt with my favorite plug in it and I hope that you like it!
2022-06-07 19:40:41 +0000 UTC
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Tbt i don't remember what this video was about, only that I was excited about the lighting
2022-06-05 05:03:29 +0000 UTC
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This is from a PPV from like a year or two ago where i was your mean boss, anyone remember that one?
2022-06-04 05:02:49 +0000 UTC
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TBT when I was being Antoinette-esque with Sovereign
2022-06-03 12:45:05 +0000 UTC
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New Vlog: I got cool presents!
Thank you so much to Torton and Gordon for sending me cool gifts, I absolutely love it all and I feel so special and cared for!!
2022-06-03 01:16:00 +0000 UTC
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Going through files on my phone that need to be deleted to make room for more fun stuff and I thought I would post some throughout the next few days!
2022-06-02 12:35:02 +0000 UTC
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Throwback to this little Sexy Mean Domme video I shot in 2020. I haven't posted much in terms of BDSM so if you like this let me know and I'll post more!
2022-05-31 16:28:15 +0000 UTC
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New vlog!
Some of you have asked for my Amazon Wishlist for housewarming presents, so here it is (but it's also in my profile and link I think): https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/268BDF20AJN12
I'm still in moving purgatory, but I'll be around more and share more sexy stuff once I settle more. I hit the unerringly humbling moment when one must acknowledge their own hubris and admit defeat against their own Ikea furniture.
In other news, I have spent my morning watching deer follow each other through the woods.
2022-05-30 15:10:56 +0000 UTC
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Your sweet sweet pool girl
2022-05-28 14:46:51 +0000 UTC
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Headed to set to shoot an interview for XO Afterglow, then I'll be on CAM4 today from 4-6 pm Central!
2022-05-27 14:34:13 +0000 UTC
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New vlog! I'm not terribly thrilling at the moment but I did set up a privacy screen on my balcony so my tits can be out whenever I want when I'm out there.
Also, I saw a deer from my little perch on the balcony. It was a very elegant individual. I'll include a photo. It was a group of 5 or so.
Hi, it's me, Ela, let me tell you about my deer friends..
2022-05-25 22:14:35 +0000 UTC
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I'm still unpacking my entire life, but I thought it would be cool to share my first nude shoot and first publication in an adult magazine. 2009 Hustler I *think*
2022-05-25 19:22:49 +0000 UTC
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Hello, I'm Ela Darling, your tired girl, signing off.
2022-05-25 06:51:12 +0000 UTC
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New vlog!
Tbh, it's just navelgazing minutiae. I'm kind of boring lately, I don't know what to tell you.
But I'm doing my next cam show on Cam4 on Friday at 4 pm central, so set yourself a little calendar alert and come chill with me for free and make it a fun two hours!
Oh and my next D&D stream is tonight at 7 pm central on Praetor's Rejects Twitch! I'll post or rt the link on Twitter. Come greet my satyr bard, Pepsee Maxton. She's a cheerleader who is proficient in Party Vitamancy, meaning she makes sure there are orange slices in the chill out tent at raves.
2022-05-23 13:19:53 +0000 UTC
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